So coming back from Tanger Outlets and the radio is on.
It’s really weird because it’s supposed to be all stuff from the 80’s but I hear Rihanna. *sigh*
Then it gets really weird.
Woman: “Do you have body image issues? Are you ashamed to show your body to others? Have you considered talking to someone…”
Me (in my head): “Aww. Free counseling?”
Woman: “… about cosmetic vaginal surgery.”
Why is there never a desk when you need one?